Ali : What is the vibe with drugs in Ireland? It might be stereotyping or whatever man but I is heard that the Irish is always up for the crack.

Sue : No, no. Crack in Ireland means having a good time.

Ali : A'ight, for real but crack is a bad drug there is a high but also a low.

~ Talking to Sue Ramsey. A member of the assembly of Sinn Fein.

Here are some book titles to ponder:

My Boring Career: A. Driller 

Dull Pain: A. King 

The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

• Some puns for you:
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• What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car?  A red carnation.

  A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.