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Jokes October 09 PDF Print E-mail

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

 


He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

Did you know that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers? Yes, it's true. But, unfortunately, all the bowling league records were destroyed in a fire, so we will never know for whom the Tells bowled.

In 1853, the Tate Watch Company of Connecticut decided to branch out and produce other products. Compasses for the pioneers traveling west were their first new endeavor. Although they produced fine and accurate watches, the same was not true of their compasses. Travelers would sometimes end up in Canada or Mexico. Thus came about the phrase, "He who has a Tate's is lost."




 

 

 

 

 


 
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