Here are some book titles to ponder:

My Boring Career: A. Driller 

Dull Pain: A. King 

The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse

The Frozen South: A. Winterbottom 

Drink No More!: A. A. Member 

Ouch!: A. B. Stung

Electrical Wiring Made Easy: A. C. Deesey 

In Year One: A. D. Calendar 

Vowel Promissory Notes : A. E. I. O'You

Robotics Handbook: A. I. Expert 

Singing Without An Orchestra: A. K. Pella 

Morning Radio: A. M. Effem 

Roger Wilco: A. O. Kaye 

Bee Stings Are in the Hand of the Bee Holder: A. P. Airy 

Let's Play Billiards: A. Q. Ball 

The Old Codger: A. T. Yearsold