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Jokes May 09 PDF Print E-mail

Some Vegetable and Plant ambiguities... to give you a taste for them!

What do you get if you divide the circumference 
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What flower has everyone on their face?
 Tulips

What did the carrot say to the wheat?Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
-   Shel Silverstein

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 

 

 

 


 
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