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Jokes June 08 PDF Print E-mail

Some great ambiguities Jack Plunkett sent on: 

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
 
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
 
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
 
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.
 
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
 
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
 
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

 
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