After watching Casino Royale, girls flocked to a chemistry class because they heard there was a single bond there.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.     

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.   

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends    

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.     

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.     

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.