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  Ali : What is the vibe with drugs in Ireland? It might be stereotyping or whatever man but I is heard that the Irish is always up for the crack.

 

Sue : No, no. Crack in Ireland means having a good time.

 

Ali : A'ight, for real but crack is a bad drug there is a high but also a low.

 

 

~ Talking to Sue Ramsey. A member of the assembly of Sinn Fein.

 


 

 


1. The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual.

2. I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica, and found much of it to be rather derivative.

3. The BMX rider put superglue on his wheels so that he could stick the landing.

4. My only skill is knowing driving directions, but they tell me that's not going to get me anywhere in life.

5. The boy's guitar teacher helped him pick up his skills.


 
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