- Some puns for you:
- Have ex-underwear salesman been de-briefed?
- Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
- Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
- Have ex-musicians been disconcerted? or decomposed?
- Have ex-writers been erased?
- Have ex-punsters been expunged?
- Have ex-network operators been excommunicated?
- Have retired witch burners been ex-pyred?
- Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
- Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
- Have ex-ski-resort-managers become dislodged?
- Have ex-masochists become disabused?
- Have ex-electricians become degenerate?
- Have ex-cashiers been distilled?
- Have ex-divers been deep-ended?
- A woman was told by her doctor that she could not have any more children.
- "Inconceivable," said a friend; "impregnable," said another; "unbearable," said a third.
- How about the name of the one-eyed dinosaur? ... ... D'yathinkhesaurus?
- And his dog: D'yathinkhesaurus Rex?
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