"If you want to be happy, practise it every day"
Robert Anton Wilson
‘An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.’
Bill Vaughn
‘Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.’
Dr Seuss
'Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money.'
Cree Indian Proverb
‘I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!’
Dr Seuss
‘Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.’
Elbert Hubbard
"There are two classes of people in the world: those who divide people into two classes and those who don't."
Robert Benchley
'If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.'
Unknown
"People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom"
Peter Ustinov
"If 'a' means success in life then a=x+y+z where work is x, play is y and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
"Every Brain not fully utilised is two billion years of evolution wasted"
Christopher Wills
"When you get to heaven you'll meet the person you might have been”
Charles Handy
“In some greater vision than mine, my right and wrong may be no more than hammer and anvil in the accomplishment of a larger design than I can understand.”
H.G.Wells
‘A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.’
Barbra Streisand
'The reasonable man adapts himself to the conditions that surround him...
The unreasonable man adapts surrounding conditions to himself...All progress depends on the unreasonable man'
G B Shaw.
'We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.'
Winston Churchill
‘Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.'
Lou Erickso
"I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I must have changed many times since then."
Alice in Wonderland
"It ain't what they call you. It's what you answer to."
Bill Clinton
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
Kurt Vonnegut
"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth"
Albert Einstein
"Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Pigs treat you as an equal."
Winston Churchill
"In dreams, begins responsibility"
W.B. Yeats
"The reason people have problems is that they have too much time to think."
Dr Richard Bandler
‘I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.'
Albert Einstein
'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.'
Oscar Wilde.
'An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi.
‘Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.'
Daria's Cousin
'Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'.
Steven Morrissey
'Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't detemine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.
Steven Morrissey
‘The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.'
David Russell
'When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.'
Martin Luther King
'A good solution applied with vigour now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later.
General Patton
‘The ordinary man seeks honour, not dishonour cherishing success and abominting failure, loving life, whilst fearing death. The sage does not recognise these things, so live life quite simply.'
Lao Tzu
'One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Chesire cat in the tree "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know." Alice answered. "Then, said the cat "It doesn't matter."
Lewis Carroll
"A problem cannot be solved from the same state of consciousness it was created in"
Albert Einstein
"Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here"
Marianne Williamson
"It is the mind that maketh good of ill, that maketh wrech or happy, rich or poor"
Edmund Spencer
"We are what we repeatedly do "
Aristotle
"I used to be an atheist but I gave it up because I had nothing to shout during sex."
Robert Anton Wilson
"The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world."
Marianne Williamson
"The best thing about the past is that it's over. The best thing about the future is that it's yet to come. The best thing about the present is that it's here now."
Dr Richard Bandler
"It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped"
Anthony Robbins
"Enlightenment is an accident but practice makes you accident prone."
Anon
“Freedom is everything and Love is all the rest”
Dr Richard Bandler
“I've spent my life trying to get people to believe in things that make their lives better”
Dr Richard Bandler
“Don't get too serious. If you are not getting where you wanna go and still feel right, this is where you waste lifes energy and then after 10 years you realise you weren't right and it didn't matter ”
Dr Richard Bandler
“Your Brain works faster than you Think”
John LaValle
"In the arts of life man invents nothing but in the arts of death he outdoes nature himself and produces by chemistry and machinery all the slaughter of plague pestilence and famine"
George Bernard Shaw
"Life is a succession of moments... to live each one is a way of succeeding."
Sister Corita Kent
"The limits of my language are the limits of my world."
Ludwig Wittgenstein
“The universe is not simultaneously apprehended.”
Robert Anton Wilson
“Never believe too much in your own or anyone elses BS (Belief Systems)”
Robert Anton Wilson
"Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's finger."
Hans Christian Anderson
“You're much too smart to be fooled by a dumb person like you”
Frank Farrelly
“It is the individual who is not interested in his fellow men who has the greatest difficulties in life and provides the greatest injury to others. It is from among such individuals that all human failures spring.”
Alfred Alder
“Of all the beautiful truths pertaining to the soul that have been restored and brought to life in this age, none is more gladdening or fruitful of divine promise and confidence than this- that you are the master, the molder of your character, and the maker and sharper of your condition, environment and destiny.”
James Allen
‘Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.’
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
'Rambo isn't violent. I see Rambo as a philanthropist.'
Sylvester Stallone
‘‘Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.’
Anonymous
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