“What I don’t get about all this mental illness is that everyone always wants to be Jesus. How come no one ever seems to want to be Buddha?”
Bill Hicks
“It is a physical impossibility to be on time.. you are either early or late.”
Colleague of Frank Farrelly
“Although you might be late... your reputation isn't. It will always arrive on time when you aren't!!”
Owen Fitzpatrick
"Well the answer to that depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is. "
Bill Clinton
"The reason why I believe that is because that is what I believe."
George Bush
"Elementary, my dear Watson"
Sherlock Holmes
(by the way I know Sherlock was a fictional character)
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
Abraham Lincoln
"Dear God, I pray for patience and I want it now."
Short Prayer
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